Nah coklat!

"dah cair!"

I don't know about other people but my coming back to my homeland was laden with a few kilos of chocolates.However since the plane transit in Egypt,and we took a four day trip around Cairo,the chocolate completely melted by the time I reached home.Or to be exact,melted,re-harden,melted again,solidify...
The process repeated itself,countless times that the chocolates were disfigured into such horrendous ugly shapes,so ugly that my nieces asked what were they.
" apa ni?"
"coklat"
"eee.buruknya.xmau la"
"dah dah,p ambik camca."
**Camca(spoon) was used to scoop the runny chocolate.
"mcm makan aiskrim" >.<

On another note,chocolate reminds me of certain occasions:
1. Someone once gave my great-grandmother a bar of chocolates.She ate it happily before suddenly spitting something out,and throwing it away.
"apa tu nek buang?" asked my mother.
"batu"
"haish!tu kacang,bkn batu"
"...."

2. My nephew adamantly ate a piece of bitter chocolate despite being advised against it.
Just a few seconds in the 3 years old's mouth,he quickly spit it out.The clump fell onto his slippers that he was wearing.Feeling sticky all over,he walked with his left leg prance like a ballerina,but altogether he looked like a limped cat.
Even after his foot were washed,he continued to 'prance' all day until he went to sleep and forgot his icky foot.
"kan org dh ckp coklat tu x sedap.pahit"

3. People go to Langkawi for vacations,but I usually end up buying lots of chocolates.
Bars of them,and i eat them all by myself.
pastu esok tu demam.
"kan org ckp jgn mkn bnyk2"

p.s.~buku charlie hilang lak.not the chocolate factory,but the elevator glass.